I stabbed through my handposted Nov 10th 2009, 4:19PM
Mood:
Accidently of course. The floor was covered in blood and my eyes began to darken and sweat pushed out of me causing me to collapse to the side.
Quickly I ripped open a tin of pineapple and mixed it with a pint of milk and downed the full thing and recovered immedietly to bandage my hand, literally mop up all the blood.
There should be a motion picture based on this event.